If you love someone,
set them free.

If they come back,
they will always be yours.



If they don't come back,
they were never yours to begin with.





But, if they just sit in your living room, messing up your stuff, eating your food, using your telephone, taking your money, and don't appear to realize that you had set them free.......



You either married them
  
or gave birth to them.




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