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> > whether you are qualified to be smart. Scroll down 
> > for each answer. The questions are NOT that 
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> > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? 
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> > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in 
> > the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests 
> > whether you tend to do simple things in an overly 
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> > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? 
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> > Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the 
> > elephant, and close the refrigerator"? Wrong answer! 
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> > Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the 
> > giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 
> > This tests your ability to think through the 
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> > 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. 
> > All the animals attend except one. Which animal does 
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> > Correct Answer: The Elephant... The elephant is in the 
> > refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests 
> > your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the 
> > first three questions correctly, you still have one 
> > more chance to show your true abilities. 
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> > 4. There is a river you must cross but it is 
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> > *Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles 
> > are attending the meeting. This tests whether you 
> > learn quickly from your mistakes. 
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> > You might want to send this out to frustrate all of 
> > your smart friends. 
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