# Backoff I'm a postal worker
# Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition
# Horn broken. Watch for finger
# I'm not in heat SO GET OFF MY TAIL!
# Hit me, I need money
# Don't Hit me. my Lawyer's in jail
# Caution! Driver's applying make-up
# Cover me. I'm changing lanes
# Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading.
# So many pedestrians, so little time
# Work is for people who don't know how to fish
# The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
# Support your local undertaker DROP DEAD!
# Stop repeat offenders: Don't re-elect them!
# Wanted Meaningful overnight relationship
# If you can read this I can hit my brakes and sue you
# All men are idiots and I married their king
# Beer It's not just for breakfast anymore
# EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later
# I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit
# Honk if you've never seen a UZI fired from a car window
# Driver carries no cash! he's married
# Jesus is coming. everyone look busy